Check out this story with a photo of a hawk that ate a sparrow and then was found dead alongside the road. On initial examination a partially digested sparrow is found inside the hawk and the sparrow’s claw is protruding out of the chest/throat area of the hawk. Unbelievable!
Very hilarious videos and funny pictures
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It has been highly pleasurable for comedians for a long time to make fun of Elizabeth Taylor. The volatile lifestyle of her youth seems to have given way to a downright crazy old lady part that she keeps playing and playing and playing. Here is our favorite Crazy Elizabeth Taylor video clip of recent times:
Check out 7 Things to find lists of just that, 7 things you don’t know. People, places, companies, and more. A great source for trivia and hard to find info, very entertaining as well. A great way to burn some time online.
Whatever you think of American President George W. Bush, this next YouTube clip is hilarious. After a highly religious and socially conscious delivered speech by Pope Benedict XVI, President Bush applauded, stood up, shook the Pope’s hand and said:
The price of gas is no laughing matter these days, but here is something fuel related that is… it’s a poem written by Mark Allen about Biodiesel. There are two other poems located at Biodiesel Plans. One is titled: “Nice To Meet You, I’m Biodiesel” and the other is called “Biodiesel, Biodiesel“.
But, this one is called: Ode To Biodiesel - A Farmer Saves The Day
Ode To Biodiesel
A Farmer Saves The Day
By Mark Allen
I was headed across the country
Driving through farming land
When my car sputtered to a stop
With no one around to lend a hand
I tried to start my engine again
But only heard that familiar sound
And I looked up and down the highway
But, no gas stations could be found
Just then a tractor pulled up
And off jumped a farmer to save my day
He asked if I’d had car trouble
Or if I’d lost my way
I informed him of my plight
And to his judgment I did yield
As he hooked up a chain to my car
And towed me across his field
I said to him “nice farm”
He replied, “Thanks, I got it at an auction”
“Have any spare diesel?” I then inquired
He said he makes his own concoction
I followed him to his barn
Not sure yet of what I’d find
I thought this supposed diesel-making farmer
Had surely lost his mind
He gave me a brief run-through
About how the corn he raises turns to oil
And with this machine he manufactures
Diesel that grows from his own soil
I stood there in amazement
I stood there dazed with shock
Then my brain, it started to think
And my mouth, it began to talk
I told him I thought he was a genius
And that his machine defied explanation
How people would come from miles around
To make their own fuel from vegetation
I told him we’d be rich
How rich I didn’t mention
But I told him we should market
His home fuel making invention
The farmer squinted his eyes and looked at me
And leaned on an old oil drum
He scratched his chin and then he said
“Boy, are you just dumb?”
He informed me that “it’s nothing new”
“After all, Lotsa people are doin’ it”
He even told me of a place I could order
My own fuel processing unit
He claimed it wasn’t that hard to make
And it’d been around for ages
He said cars and trucks had long used it
In all their various stages
He explained to me how it was produced
And how current fuel trucks were already designed to haul it
He explained everything up to that point
Everything, except what did he call it?
“Biodiesel”, he said to me
At first, I thought he might be teasing
“My whole farm, it runs on it –
And the smells so gosh-darned pleasing”
Well, I learned a lot of info that day
I learned I could make it or just buy it
He even filled up my tank complimentary
So I could go ahead and try it
Well, I drove away and fell in love
And bought more in every state
You too should give it a try
He was right, it smells just great
Soon gasoline may be obsolete
Kind of like the mule
But, I’ll be thankful I ran out of gas
Near that farmer who made his own fuel
We’ve got a new feature in our sidebar, its random photos of car wrecks! A sample appears below:
Superman made an appearance at this year’s NBA slam dunk contest. It wasn’t Clark Kent however that made the transition to Superman, it was the Orlando Magic’s Dwight Howard. Its showmanship like this that can make NBA players more fan friendly… enjoy.
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How could a state patrolman be so dumb as to dress up and then allow himself to be photographed in a homemade KKK mask? Whether it was a joke or not doesn’t matter, nice decision making skills.
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